cipollakate:

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

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jamesbarns:

cozyposy:

please remember that if your stomach didnt fold when you sit, slouch, or bend over your tummy skin would rip in half when you stood up again

this is both terrifying and reassuring. thanks

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